There was an old fellow from Sydney
Who drank ‘til he ruined a kidney
It shriveled and shrank,
But he drank and he drank
He had his fun doing it,
Didn’t he?
“Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”
There was an old fellow from Sydney
Who drank ‘til he ruined a kidney
It shriveled and shrank,
But he drank and he drank
He had his fun doing it,
Didn’t he?