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Vodka under a microscope is beautiful!  Someone get me a print as a housewarming gift.  🙂

Click the picture to see what other alcohols look like under a microscope!

This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption… Beer!

“Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves” – Friar Tuck

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

Ernest Hemingway

Sorry about this weekend … I was drunk. I’ve just been such a lightweight since rehab.

… me (but it was a joke)

Drink what you want
Drink what you’re able
But when you’re drinking with Susie
You’ll be under the table

A toast from my cousin, Bill

Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.

Karl Marx

But the greatest love—the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother… Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.

Irish love ballad

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

WC Fields