There was an old fellow from Sydney
Who drank ‘til he ruined a kidney
It shriveled and shrank,
But he drank and he drank
He had his fun doing it,
Didn’t he?
“Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”
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Wine is like sex in that few men will admit not knowing all about it.
Hugh Johnson
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.
PJ O’Rourke
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
Richard Braunstein
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
Sir Winston Churchill
Why is there so much wine left at the end of my money?
Milan Maximovich
Go forth, embibe (but not too much!), consume, & be merry for life is short and drinks are sweet… if you know the bartender.
SusieDrinksDallas 🙂
#5851
Editor 1, after walking into chair: “I’m drunk.”
Editor 2: “Listen, we’re all drunk. You don’t see us falling over.”