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May the winds of fortune sail you,
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
who says, ‘this drink’s on me.’

I know I’ve got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover.

Noel Gallagher

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Moderation is a fatal thing— nothing succeeds like excess.

Oscar Wilde

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!

Old Irish toast

You can always retake a class, but you can never relive a party.

Drew Navikas

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