You might feel like ordering up a cream soda instead of a vodka soda when you walk into the Stoneleigh P. This 37-year-old bar used to be a pharmacy (that’s where it gets its “P”), and it still carries the vibe of an old-school soda shop — glass displays lining the perimeter of the seating area, a magazine bank stocked with reading material and swivel stools at the long wooden bar.

But don’t worry: It has all the touches of a modern bar. If you accidentally brush the knee of the cute boy next to you, chances are he’ll buy you a drink with one straw, not two.

The P boasts an SMU-heavy crowd Thursday through Saturday, but it never seems too packed or boisterous. Though, you may have to squeeze your way through the entry, where people tend to congregate.

It’s also an ideal spot to use as a compromise with your sports friends. There are just enough TVs peppered around the place, so those who are interested won’t miss a play. Those who aren’t can nosh on good food or play pool, and still earn points for going to “watch” the game.

As for the service, let’s be honest: It’s not great. I’d go as far as to say it’s poor at times. I’ve been a patron for a few years, and can’t remember an instance in which I waited less than five minutes for a drink on a busy night. Also, check your ticket before you close out. While the drinks aren’t pricey — some beers will only set you back $2.50 — I’ve found that they can occasionally lose track of how many were ordered.

So, you may ask why I keep going back. Well, aside from the tasty pub grub (we’ll get to that later), it’s that entertaining crowd. The patrons always seem to be friendly and approachable, meaning you won’t have a hard time making conversation when you belly up to the bar.

What people are wearing: You might find a slew of dressed-up partiers, since the P is known as the standard pre- and post-formal/wedding/event spot for younger 20-somethings. If you want to find girls ordering Miller Lites in next season’s looks, this is the place to go. You’ll find a more casually clad crew on Sunday afternoons or during happy hour.

The drink: It’s all about the mixed drinks and bottled beer, so don’t rock the boat. Mixed drinks tend to go in one of two directions — incredibly strong, or without enough alcohol to taste. It depends on which bartender serves you and how quickly you can spit out your drink order. Don’t give them trouble, tip well and they’ll probably lengthen the pour a little.

The food: The menu has something for everyone — delicious salads for the weight-watchers, steaks for those looking for something a bit heartier and finger foods for those who’d rather save room for liquids. I recommend the Stoneleigh P Burger (it’s up there on the list of my favorites in Dallas) and the creamy queso verde is a must-try.

The music: Since there’s a jukebox, the music is at the discretion of the patrons. Basically, you’re going to hear the lineup from the last Austin City Limits festival, along with “Don’t Stop Believin’” and J. Geils’ “Centerfold.”

The smoking factor: Outside on the patio only.

Parking: Park on the street if you’re lucky enough to snag a spot, or valet at the Stoneleigh Hotel, directly across from the P.

Bottom line: The old watering hole may have spotty service at times, but it’s always on key with its fun clientele and good food.