«Give an Irishman lager for a month and he’s a dead man. An Irishman’s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.»

—

Mark Twain

(HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!)

«I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.»

— WC Fields

«Jobs: the annoying 8 hours before happy hour.»

— Kristie “Special K” A.

«A drunk mans words are a sober man’s thoughts.»

— Steve Fergosi

«The liver is evil, that makes us superheroes.»

— My wonderful friend Matt Meyers (via jenmcnasty)