«I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.»
— WC Fields
The oldest recipe in existance is the the recipe for beer.
(The Ultimate Book of Useless Information)
«Jobs: the annoying 8 hours before happy hour.»
— Kristie “Special K” A.
«A drunk mans words are a sober man’s thoughts.»
— Steve Fergosi
«The liver is evil, that makes us superheroes.»
— My wonderful friend Matt Meyers (via jenmcnasty)
«Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.»
— Karl Marx
