«Give an Irishman lager for a month and he’s a dead man. An Irishman’s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.»

Mark Twain

(HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!)

posted on March 15th, 2010 /
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«I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.»

— WC Fields

posted on March 10th, 2010 /
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«Jobs: the annoying 8 hours before happy hour.»

— Kristie “Special K” A.

posted on February 24th, 2010 /
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«A drunk mans words are a sober man’s thoughts.»

— Steve Fergosi

posted on February 18th, 2010 /
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«The liver is evil, that makes us superheroes.»

— My wonderful friend Matt Meyers (via jenmcnasty)

posted on February 10th, 2010 via jenmcnasty /
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posted on January 26th, 2010 via ohyeahfacts /
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