I do not get drunk — I get awesome.
«When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.»
— Henny Youngman
«I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.»
— George Best
«Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working.»
— Harold Rudolph
«This is one of the disadvantages of wine; it makes a man mistake words for thoughts.»
— Samuel Johnson
«What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.»
— Irish proverb
«Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one!»
— Anonymous
(Source: thatssorue)
